English Poppies for English Heroes

With the usual superb timing, the powers that be have proclaimed an alteration to the Victory Day ceremonies on Opiate Sunday next month, and have chosen the day after the House of Claimants' vote on Chris Graybeing's fuck-you-Jocks amendment to the constitution to proclaim it. The change will mean that Britain's Head Boy gets to lay his wreath separately from all the other political leaders and Tim Farron, who will be relegated to their proper status as afterthoughts. Ever perspicacious, Downing Street is thought to be mulling the question of whether this may be seen as giving the appearance that Whitehall is "handing the Prime Minister an enhanced role", whereas of course, as the rich-born scion of a hard-working tax-dodging expert, Daveybloke will merely be assuming his proper place as the equal of Royalty.