More Fun in the Great Game

Mission Afghanistan grows ever more accomplished. Thanks to the peace, freedom and democracy imposed through the offices of the Reverend Blair and given due seal of completion by Britain's present Head Boy, a wave of attacks in Kabul has detrimented a NATO soldier and at least thirty-nine persons of lesser significance. According to the UN, collateral damage is now higher than at any point during the war in Afghanistan, although it is unclear whether this is because the defenders of western civilisation are using women and children as human shields.