It's A Good Clean Fight

Well, here's a thing: it appears that, despite all the missions accomplished, the crusades for freedom and democracy, not to mention the pacificatory envoyagings of the Reverend Blair, the occasional bit of collateral damage remains unavoidable. Surgical strikes by the enlightened half of the clash of civilisations have resulted in the unavoidable amputation of at least four hundred and fifty non-combatant resources, including over a hundred children. Worse yet, according to Britain's leading liberal newspaper, some of these little accidents are being used for emotive purposes, and may even be contributing to the ongoing violence in the area. The US lead commander said that the present bombings are "the most precise and disciplined in the history of aerial warfare" and blamed any unpleasantness on Islamic State, much as the Fighting Sons of Tony blame everything on the perfidious infidels. Meanwhile, a spokesbeing for our own Ministry for Uncivilised Tribes assured anyone who might be interested that, if UK bombing has caused any civilian casualties, the relevant poodles are taking good care not to be aware of it.