Inappropriately Interventionised

Fury at inhumane attack horror

An attack by Syrian jets on a Damascus market has been condemned by officials as not NATO enough.

More than a hundred people were killed in the raid, but neither the USA nor its allies have claimed that any of them were suspected terrorists. It is therefore assumed that the raid's collateral damage in fact consisted largely of avoidable and unacceptable civilian deaths.

However, there may be a possibility for detrimentational reclassification should the West decide that the Syrian government is a bulwark against ISIS rather than a rogue and/or failed state.

There was no immediate reaction from the international community, which has yet to ascertain whether any of the demised resources were potential threats to western living standards.

Swarms of civilians and children were reported to be scrounging vegetables at the site, although the British Foreign Office has yet to comment on whether this means bombing raids constitute a pull factor for migrant marauders.