The Curmudgeon

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Friday, July 10, 2015

From the Ministry

Ye tourists, now hearken to me:
The terrorists want us, you see,
All living in fear -
So do not stay here,
But pack up your luggage and flee!

This terrorist slaughter's designed
To panic the calm British mind,
So do not delay:
Enter Fortress UK
And pull up the drawbridge behind!

Hotel-keeping wogs perhaps fear
Conditions becoming austere;
But Britons must fight
To do what is right:
Vacations in London next year!

Flemman Pluck, FCO

2 Comments:

  • At 7:25 pm , Blogger David OBrien said...

    'The UK government had stressed there was no new "specific or imminent" threat, but intelligence had led officials to the view that a further attack was "highly likely".'

    It must have been too tempting not to milk this one for all it was worth.

     
  • At 7:40 pm , Blogger Philip said...

    No doubt the very non-specificity and non-imminence of this latest threat are indications of the ruthless nebulosity which must be pursued and extirpated with equally nebulous legality.

     

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