We're Making You Poorer, So Spend, Proles, Spend

That notorious tax-and-spend Socialist, the chief executive of Debenhams, has blasphemed against the Osbornomic miracle by asserting that taking money away from people will not necessarily induce them to go out and throw it around the high street. The Bullingdon Club's constant rah-rah about the urgent need to clean up the mess inherited from the Bullingdon Club, and the resulting preparations for a £12-billion war on the working poor, seem somehow to have deterred the proles from fulfilling their sacred duties to consumerdom. It seems that nothing can lubricate the way sufficiently to slide the principles of higher economics into British public's mind; not even the sebaceous charm of Osborne's greasy sucking-piglet grin.