Unlawful Emissions

Few lesser nations can equal British justice, and still fewer can find experts of the calibre of Gove and Graybeing to privatise their legal systems. Doubtless this explains why a Euro-wog court has ruled against its government in a lawsuit over emissions targets. The Dutch government had planned to make cuts of fourteen to seventeen per cent compared with 1990 levels, prompting vindictive tree-huggers to sue under human rights and tort legislation, and the judge ruled that the target was inadequate given the scale of the threat. Clearly Euro-wog politics has not yet reached the mainland's heights of sophistication, where the pledges are either so thoroughly focus-grouped as to be meaningless, or else are blithely breached while everyone else is counting migrants.