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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Tunisia Terror: Dave Steps In

British horror fury at British terror horror

Britain's Head Boy has ordered the British public to prepare for a high British death toll in the recent terrorist attack on a British-occupied beach in Tunisia.

Confirmed casualty figures currently stand at eight voters and thirty-one nonentities, but figures for the significant dead are expected to rise significantly.

Britain's Head Boy will be doing the statesmanship thingy and chairing an emergency committee meeting of the Cobra emergency committee today, where new measures will be considered and old adjectives recycled to deal with the terrorist attack.

Favoured adjectives for the moment are savage, brutal and evil, which makes quite a change from the usual.

The terrorists have struck at a sensitive time for Britain as the stricken nation prepares to mark Armed Forces Day and pay tribute to the gun-toting, bomb-launching yes-men whose peace-keeping activities since 2003 have done so much to stabilise Arabs and control immigration.

A full team of consular staff, police and Red Cross experts will arrive in Tunisia today to help British victims and their families, despite the possibility of an unintended pull factor which might induce more Britons to get themselves shot in the hope of free healthcare and press attention.

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