Holding Back the Tide

Yarl's Wood wog disposal centre has come in for yet more criticism over its treatment of vulnerable women and children. Despite being run by those charming Serco people, at a price which the likes of Theresa May and Chris Graybeing have found competitive, the centre continues to use ill-trained staff and indulges in such delightful practices as separating families, denying medication and allowing male turnkeys to walk in without warning on female prisoners. Standards of healthcare have seriously deteriorated in the past few months, even though the responsibility for prisoners' health has been handed over to those efficient people at G4S. Doubtless thanks to the involvement of both G4S and Serco, it is as yet unclear how many of the prisoners at the centre are fictitious. In two-thirds of cases, the Government fails to fail the asylum seekers held at Yarl's Wood, who are then unleashed upon an unsuspecting British public; hence publication of the report into conditions was delayed until after the election, in case of a moral panic in the scumbag press or an attempt by Libyan economic migrants to avail themselves of all that luxury.