Good On You, Mates
A hundred years ago today
They landed, so's the story,
To brush the darkies out the way
For Churchill's greater glory.
Conditions, true, were passing bad;
For history makes clear
That Britain's greatest Briton had
To risk his whole career.
Their sacrifice was not in vain,
For out that solemn morn,
Australia rose in blood and pain -
And I, John Key, was born!
Zack Anchovy
They landed, so's the story,
To brush the darkies out the way
For Churchill's greater glory.
Conditions, true, were passing bad;
For history makes clear
That Britain's greatest Briton had
To risk his whole career.
Their sacrifice was not in vain,
For out that solemn morn,
Australia rose in blood and pain -
And I, John Key, was born!
Zack Anchovy
2 Comments:
At 5:04 pm ,
davidly said...
Wikipedia is not just a great resource for information, but also simple good fun. This screen shot from the disambiguation page of John Key links him once at the top with his title, and once at the bottom with a more appropriate moniker:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Muxdwuyy8ds/VTu6RAgyx7I/AAAAAAAADy8/mBRKVFA13xU/s1600/Creepy%2BKiwi%2B.png
At 11:24 pm ,
Philip said...
It's the little things like that which give us what little hope we have.
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