Another British Job Saved

While remembering our brave boys who aren't out on the high seas fishing scroungers out of the Mediterranean, it's important not to forget the nice people at Serco, who have bagged another detainee in the Yarl's Wood centre for wog disposal. The Home Office has expressed its condolences to the family, some of which remains in detention at the Home Office's sniggering pleasure. A full investigation by the police and the probation ombudsman has been promised, since the Bullingdon Club has not yet had time to sell the police and the probation ombudsman to Serco. For its own part, Serco has just about managed to determine that the demise did in fact take place, so there is at least a small chance that the company will not be charging the taxpayer for tracking this particular victim in the community.