Ever-Increasing Insidiousness

Much to the chagrin of the faith-based community at Westminster, the European Union committee of the House of Lords has reported that there is no evidence of excessive Euro-wog influence in any aspect of British life. Chaired by a Conservative ex-minister, the committee even implied that Britain's Head Boy, in claiming that the Euro-wogs had excessive powers, was squealing the thing that was not. To any sensible hard-working family, of course, this merely means that the conspiracy is even more insidious and foreign than previously imagined; but the Conservatives decided that such subtlery of reasoning is beyond the average voter, and opted for simply burying the review. The Deputy Conservatives are very annoyed, now that a Real Conservative has consdescended to tell them all about it; and there are rumblings of discontent in the business community. A spokesbeing for the empty suit at the Ministry for Wogs, Frogs and Huns, however, declared that the review showed that, as usual, the faith-based community at Westminster had been right all along. Remarkably, in spite of their qualms being borne out in every particular, the Conservatives' friends in the Press have said very little about it.