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Friday, January 30, 2015

The Motivations of Islamic Terrorism

As Rigorously Analysed by a Noted Author and Statesman in a Respected Yet Populist Scientific Publication

At last we all can understand,
Now Bozza's taken tool in hand
And put his massive drive to use
In penetrating the abuse.
All healthy British Page Three fans
Now kneel to nibble the Great Man's
Profundities forthright and fun
On why men turn to bomb and gun:
Jihadis are such nasty fellahs
Because they have no Petronellas.

Dr Pfeffel de Pfiffel

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