The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

The Real Story

The Kippers are here, the Kippers are there,
The whole of our system is up in the air!

The Kippers are swimming the populist tide,
With working-class bankers along for the ride!

The Kippers have policies, or perhaps not;
But they are so funny, who cares what they've got!

The smell of the Kippers hangs over our news;
The fragrance of fine, forthright scapegoat abuse!

The Kippers have triumphed, the Kippers have won,
They're ugly and racist; but gee, aren't they fun!

(In other news: During these jubilant scenes,
A governing party got beat by the Greens.)


Randy Pressman

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