The Curmudgeon


Saturday, November 29, 2014

Tebbit Test for White Wogs

And all through the match she kept referring to the Indians as niggers. No no no no no, I said. The niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs.
The Major, Fawlty Towers

Lord Tebbit, who served as Chingford Skinhead prior to the emergence of the brilliant Iain Duncan Smith, has been pontificating upon the possible nature of a practical race law for the United Kingdom. A quarter of a century ago he proclaimed that too many British Asians were forfeiting their honorary status by cheering for the wrong cricket team, although he now has the grace to admit that some British Asian cricketers, having developed a "style of play which the crowds are willing to pay to watch", are acceptable because they make money.

Nobody could accuse Lord Tebbit of refusing to move with the times, and he has taken due note of the fresh waves of ghastly foreigners coming over from Europe. “One test I would use is to ask them on which side their fathers or grandfathers or whatever fought in the second world war,” he said; this would indicate a rudimentary susceptibility to civilisation in Poles, Czechs and Slovaks. Presumably we should reject out of hand people whose relatives were in occupied countries (Czech Republic, Slovakia, Ukraine, Poland, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, France etc.) and either did not fight or were forced to switch sides in order to keep themselves alive; or perhaps his lordship meant to give a subtle indication of his agreement with present policy, which vacillates between Kicking 'em All Out and Letting the Good Chaps In.


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