I Am Not Making This Up

Another glorious episode in the fight to protect hard-working Britons from unauthorised wogs is well under way, as the Home Office tries to deport a Lebanese man who has cunningly evaded detection by living in Twickenham for seventeen years. The man has Down's syndrome, and according to his brother would be unable to look after himself in Lebanon even if the nice people at G4S exercised their usual exemplary standards of care during the process of disposal. The man receives no state benefits and works by helping his brothers in their bakery, so it is self-evident that the British taxpayer cannot afford to put up with this sort of thing any longer. Perhaps even more importantly, when the need arises to get a snigger at the next Conservative Party conference, even a pet cat may count for very little compared with a Middle Eastern mongoloid.