With Chums Like This

Britons arguing for a sane attitude towards immigration have suffered another setback thanks to an intervention on their side by the Ascended Incarnation of the Reverend Blair. Tony has been relaxing a bit now that his strenuous efforts to bring peace to the Middle East have started turning out so marvellously, and has bestowed an interview upon Progress magazine in which he proclaimed that it would be inadvisable to chase after the policies of UKIP. At the same time, anything would be better than a lurch to the left: what are needed are "strong values, but practical, non-ideological solutions", such as the eminently practical and non-ideological Blairite survellance state and, no doubt, a bit more wog-bombing wherever it seems to be called for. During his own, all too brief ministry among the children of Albion, of course, Tony's practical, non-ideological selling points were chasing after the policies of the Conservative Party and following Cheney's chimpanzee.