Swamp Thing

They're swamping the cities and towns,
Which are rightfully ours and the Crown's!
From over the sea
Their movement's too free:
Britannia gurgles and drowns!

The Kippers are playing our game
Of finding some poor folk to blame:
They're turning some coats
And stealing our votes,
So we must behave just the same!

The march of the wogs must be ended,
The siege of our country suspended -
I shouldn't, you know,
Have phrased it just so;
I'm sorry if some were offended.

Fallon Crosby-Dysentery