A Slight Hitch

The latest phase of the generational crusade against extremism appears to have taken an unexpected turn. A Kurdish official in the Syrian city of Kobani has stated that the terrorists are not sitting still to be wog-bombed, but are running away and hiding whenever they hear a jet approach, in defiance of any imaginable rules of civilised behaviour. It is as yet unclear whether the fiendish cunning of this tactic was anticipated by Britain's Head Boy and his chums; expecially as the present crusade is only expected to last a couple of years. Still, there is every possibility that the witness in Kobani is unreliable, since he also stated that "fighter jets simply cannot hit each and every Isis fighter on the ground", which contradicts almost all available information about the civilian-sparing powers of the modern Just War.