Why Not Spend it on Us?

Britain's scumbag press is set for an indignation meltdown as out-of-touch MPs voted through a Deputy Conservative bill to throw a whopping £11,000 million at foreigners every year. The bill commits the Government to spending a massive seven-tenths of one per cent of Britain's national income on poor people, even though Britain's economy is in dire shape thanks to thirteen years of Labour waste, even though Britain's economy is all that is keeping Scotland viable. The bill was opposed only by seven big-hearted Real Conservatives, and is likely to be denounced by UKIP, the Daily Mail, and anyone else who can calculate the value of £11,000 million in tax cuts, executive bonuses, privatisation payouts, military hardware, water cannon and riot gear.