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Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Toxic Waste

A container of radioactive material has fallen off the back of a lorry in Kazakhstan. Exposure to the material in question can result in various unpleasant symptoms including severe burns and death. Locals have been warned not to open the container if they find it; and the present whereabouts of Tony Blair, dispenser of moral advice to the President of Kazakhstan, are doubtless being urgently investigated.

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