The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

That Which is Altogether Just Shalt Thou Follow

The Righteous State's chief military prosecutor has decided to investigate a handful of isolated incidents which occurred during its recent rampage in Gaza. Apparently there have been hints in certain quarters that not all the violence was the fault of Palestinians; and the Righteous State does not wish to co-operate with a UNHCR investigation which will involve personnel from the United Nations, perpetrator of Security Council Resolution 242 and other anti-semitic tracts. It is to be hoped and expected that the disinterested probity of the Righteous State's chief military prosecutor will rival, if not surpass, the self-probings of our own Metropolitain Firearms and Headbangers' Club; but civilian judges are standing by, in the interests of yet further righteousness, just in case anything inconvenient needs to be overturned.

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