Not Quite So Ill-Judged as to Imperil Western Civilisation

A suit full of stale air has resorted to strong language in criticising the Righteous State's latest appropriation of Lebensraum. Almost a thousand acres of land have been taken over as a "display of Zionism", defined by the Righteous State's economics minister as continued collective punishment for the kidnap and murder of three students who have already been rather extensively avenged in Gaza. The suit full of stale air, which serves Britain's Head Boy in lieu of a foreign secretary, said that the theft was "particularly ill-judged". Regrettably, the suit remained rather taciturn about what specific sanctions and penalties will be imposed in order to improve the Righteous State's judgement as far as the standards required from such unauthorised displayers of Zionism as Vladimir Putin.