We're Coming to Get You

Britain's Head Boy, having no more dead children to wave about, has been electioneering in equally tasteful fashion, by tagging along on a raid by the Wog Police. After the residents of a house had been removed, on suspicion of having failed to pay attention to Mark Harper's fragrant Powellite Pantechnicon programme, but before anything so quaint and old-fashioned as due process had occurred, Daveybloke and his best girl, Theresa May, toddled into the place and posed for a photo-op. Indignation resounded from several quarters, including Liberty, which denounced the stunt as "bad taste and constitutionally inappropriate"; Tom Watson MP, who wondered how far Britain's Head Boy had bothered adhering to the law; and the shadow Home Secretary, who joined her voice to UKIP's in complaining that the Government is still not being nasty enough to immigrants.