Lucrum Omnia Vincit

The Christian state of Oklahoma has experienced seven earthquakes in twice seven hours. Apparently the tremors were not severe enough to count as divine retribution for failing to carry out enough human experiments on Death Row; so residents are looking for more mundane explanations. Scientists, who are always ready to stir up trouble in such matters, have raised the possibility of a connection to fracking, and several deluded citizens are already agitating for the rumblings to be quelled with a dose of big government. Corporations screwing the little people may be what made America great; but now the earth has moved.