False Banners

The Ascended Incarnation of the Reverend Blair has issued a lengthy sermon upon the subject of how the European Union needs to reform itself in order to become worthy of him. In part, of course, his reverence is simply taking advantage of Daveybloke's most recent blundering attempt to bring the Continent into step with mainland Westminster. Britain's Head Boy has been grandstanding to his UKIP wing and the good people of Newark by threatening yet another hissy-fit should the European commission end up with the wrong president. Compared with the parochial squeals of a purple-faced pipsqueak who can't even get some wogs bombed in four years of trying, even the Reverend Blair has a chance of appearing partially sane. Unfortunately, however, his reverence failed to maintain the appearance very long, and quickly reverted to his normal standard of low comedy by accusing the Farage Falange of deceiving the British public.