A Better Class of Foreigner

The Heathen Chinee have issued a series of rebukes to the coalition, both over its echt-UKIP approach to border controls and its bungled wrecking tactics in Europe. Particularly humiliating must be the idea that the Heathen Chinee used to regard Britain as merely the equal of France and Germany, and are now wondering whether even that lowly status is too good for us. The Government has tried to repair the situation by giving Heathen Chinee business executives the status of honorary whites, and is now being forced to extend the classification to all Chinese visitors. Shipping refugees back to Bongo Bongo Land is one thing, but even immigration controls can be taken too far; especially if a special relationship has gone all distant and one is looking for a new, non-Euro-wog best chum.