Yet More Exceptions

Less than a week after being elected, a councillor for the Farage Falange has been sacked. Dave Small objected to equal marriage (family values), complained about not being allowed to say "Paki" (freedom of speech) and predicted that the embarrassing lack of Romanian and Bulgarian scroungers would soon be forgotten when thousands of other scroungers arrived from Mali. Despite all this, Small has been expelled for endangering the Falange's universal reputation for tolerance and enlightenment, as exemplified by its branch chair in Harrow. Jeremy Zeid, one of the few members of the Farage Falange who failed to join the expenses-claiming community last week, has been complaining that Ilford has too few white people; but given the Falange's famously impeccable non-racist credentials, it would clearly be quite wrong to suggest that he might be annoyed at the wogs for not voting him in.