Take That, Keep This

Britain's Head Boy has given a bit of a ticking off to a pop singer who engaged in a tax avoidance scheme. Britain's Head Boy is very much opposed to aggressive tax avoidance, as opposed to the cuddly tax avoidance that qualified him as the sort of hard-working restaurant-trasher who plays by the rules and wants to get on. Britain's Head Boy has also decreed that the pop singer should not have to return his OBE. Since the crooner in question is a Conservative supporter, and since the OBE is named after the British Empire, which was built on such enduring Conservative values as initiative, hard work, entrepreneurship, grand larceny and wog-bombing, this seems only reasonable.