Yours Sincerely, Disgusted of SW1

There are a few people whose privacy the Government still cares about; notably one of Britain's Head Boy's more eccentric relatives. It seems that even in a hard-working immigrant family like the Greek branch of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, an able-bodied person may have too much time on their hands. The Prince of Wales has used some of his leisure to send letters to government officials; but the attorney general will not allow the letters to be made public because the British constitution could never function properly if the hereditary super-rich were not permitted to lobby ministers in secret. Besides, the Prince of Wales may one day be king, and any suspicion that his political neutrality was compromised would undermine his ability to sit in chairs, wear archaic metal hats and drone out the year's prospectus for the governing wing of the British Neoliberal Party.