Making Up, Doing Over, Saving Self

Rah rah! Budget day once again!
I'm the One among Dave's little men!
I'll lean on the rudder;
My dewlap will shudder -
I may even smirk now and then!

I bought this position to keep;
If I lose it next year I shall weep
But still there's a need
To sow trouble's seed
Where proles and Ed Bollocks can reap!

It is time, perhaps, for us to start
Pretending that we have a heart.
We'll get back to the mean
After twenty-fifteen,
When the country once more falls apart!

Today is my big fat huzzah!
I'm the chap with the chins! I'm the star!
What a wonderful drug
Is my great fiscal smug!
It's Budget day once more, rah rah!

Gideon Fatwick