Force of Excess

A Kiddie of the thin blue line
Faced grown-ups with a vile design.
Because, like terrorists, they meant
To influence the Government,
He sprayed CS gas in their face
To keep them in their rightful place.
The Head Boy said, "Police, of course,
Should be no Service, but a Force!"
And, following his noble feat,
The Kiddie stayed upon the beat.
So dutifully would he dash
To make good whack, and have a bash!
A suspect woman, very rude,
He punched to keep her well subdued.
No-one was shot or later died,
Therefore the boy in blue was tried;
And law and order were returned
With values strengthened, lessons learned:
Mostly, one should not wrongly rub
The Firearms and Headbangers' Club.

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