A Just War

The Fallen of the First World War
Must never be remembered more,
Should funding come with moral curse
Because the EU holds the purse.

The Jerries started it, we know,
For Michael Gove has told us so;
In Europe now they largely bulk,
Despite our long decades of sulk.

On Empire sunset's long since bled,
Less public than our glorious dead;
Yet still Britannia rules the foam
Which Europhobes produce at home.

We'll manage with our native stash:
No money, but a lot of Cash.
'Tis duty and it must be done,
In case the wogs forget who won.

Willie Wayver