Our Next Floods Will Glow in the Dark

Britain's Head Boy has had a bit of a burble about climate change, which he once again believes is among the most serious threats to the country and the world. This explains the relatively low priority given to fighting climate change as opposed to fighting wogs and workers' rights, which are among the more serious threats to the Conservative Party and its chums. Flanked by Twizzler Lansley, the embodiment of his equally sincere aversion to chaotic top-down reorganisations of the NHS, Daveybloke burbled about building a new nuclear power station. Owen Paterson has doubtless informed him just how safe and sustainable uranium can be, and most Conservative back-benchers probably think radiation poisoning is something that only happens in Japan.