The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, January 19, 2014

War on Terror: The Victory Continues

The Anglo-American crusade for peace in the Middle East continues in glorious Mission Accomplished mode. Backed by "tribesmen" and the prayers of the Reverend Blair, Iraq's government has launched an attack on Ramadi, which along with Falluja has somehow failed to retain appropriate Western values since certain foreign fighters withdrew. The Iraqi prime minister blamed "diabolical and treacherous countries", by which he apparently meant Qatar and Saudi Arabia, even though the latter's government is a favoured Western ally and therefore staunchly rather than fanatically fundamentalist. On the bright side, the World Cop by the grace of God has been providing missiles, and is preparing to ship several thousand assault rifles and ammunition, which should help to sort things out. White phosphorous is apparently not on the shopping list, despite all the good it did last time.

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