The Curmudgeon

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Monday, December 30, 2013

Sick Wogs Go Home

The Government's wog-oriented witch-hunt is to be fired up to new levels, with charges for foreigners who come over here to be ill instead of paying taxes. Having pledged to cut red tape in the health service, and having consigned the said pledge to convenient oblivion, the Conservatives and their little orange fags now plan to compensate by bestowing upon the NHS some of the red tape left over from the UK Border Agency. Doctors, nurses, physiotherapists and other people with too much time on their hands will be ordered to act as immigration control officials; since their services in this area will of course be free, the Department for Health Profiteering calculates that up to £500 million a year could be saved. Naturally, the Government's own report states that the estimate derives from "incomplete data, sometimes of varying quality, and a large number of assumptions", in the best tradition of the faith-based community at Westminster; while the chair of the British Medical Association claimed that the system could end up costing more than it saves, in the best tradition of the faith-based community at Westminster.

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