Racial Awareness

Even real life gets things right occasionally. A white supremacist named Craig Cobb, who has been buying up chunks of a North Dakota town in order to found an enclave of racial purity, was trusting enough to undergo a DNA test for a television show, and was duly found to have a fourteen per cent sub-Saharan African genetic heritage. The black news was broken to him live on television, by an ethnically dubious female, in front of a sadistically happy studio audience. Of course, to those gullible enough to believe mere science and its hypothetical theory nonsense, we all have a bit of Africa in us because that is where the species first emerged; but Cobb professes to follow a "Creator" religion favouring racial awareness, i.e. presumably the Hebrew-supremacist doctrine genocidally expounded in the Old Testament and messianically endorsed in the New. The Bible's only prominent multiculturalist is Solomon, whose policy of tolerance brought down the wrath of God on his descendants, in accordance with the merciful Jehovan policy of punishing children for the sins of their fathers. Accordingly Cobb, as a concerned breeder, dismissed his DNA result with superb orotundity as a statistical anomaly, cooked up for the persecution of honest neo-Nazis by "craven and debased executives, whose goal is to shock".