Orwellian Holes

The Conservative Party, which includes the brilliant IT expert Iain Duncan Smith; the Conservative Party, which put an end to chaotic, top-down meddling with the NHS; the Conservative Party, enthusiasts of transparency and localism; the Conservative Party, which cleared up the mess left by Labour in a single parliament; the Conservative Party, which has enabled voters to recall incompetent MPs; the Conservative Party, which uses the internet to make politicians more accountable rather than to spy on law-abiding citizens; the Conservative Party, they of the Big Society thingy and all its re-launches, re-boots and extra-special simpers; the Conservative Party, which keeps its promises along with Nick Clegg; the Conservative Party and greenest government ever has deleted its archive of the speeches made by Britain's Head Boy and his chums when they were still pretending to be nice. I wonder why the Conservative Party would want to do a thing like that.