Reaching Out to the White Working Class

Having nothing better to do these days, Britain's Head Boy has weighed into a tortured debate about whether football fans should be allowed to refer to themselves by an offensive epithet. The FA, presumably with the volatility of crowds uppermost in mind, has banned the use of the word Yid at football grounds in any context; Daveybloke, doubtless with the volatility of his UKIP wing uppermost in mind, has had a bit of a burble in the Jewish Chronicle, throwing in a bit of Latin because one of the servants remembered to tell him it wouldn't be quite like talking to the Sun. Daveybloke, of course, is famous for what the Free Press calls his robust sense of humour, which means he sniggers at women and uses "Tourette's" as an insult; and he recently had to hold off bombing some sand-wogs thanks in part to the non-Aryan appeaser who leads the opposition. "Hate speech should be prosecuted," Daveybloke burbled, "but only when it's motivated by hate," as presumably with terms such as shirker and immigrant.