Radical Progressive Responsible Centralism, With A Yellow Streak

In terms of achievement, you'll find,
Our party's not fallen behind:
So vast, so progressive,
And far too impressive
To be called, at this moment, to mind.

We're awfully close to the edge!
We can't hesitate now, or hedge!
No fall-outs, no faction!
It's time to take action -
Oh look! Cleggy's made a new pledge!

We've made quite a forwardish jump,
So let us get out on the stump!
Just wait, and you'll see:
Remember Eastleigh,
And build on this glorious rump!

Mel Dib