The Curmudgeon


Thursday, August 08, 2013

Here's A Charter We Drew Up Earlier

Britain's Head Boy, whose best chum implied that social security claimants are morally equivalent to child-killers and whose government recently paraded the message "Go home or face arrest" through various areas of racial impurity, has decided that there is at least one form of bullying which eludes his complete approval. This is internet bullying, which apparently contributed to the suicide of a fourteen-year-old girl last week. In cases of apparent poverty-related suicide, Daveybloke is generally loath to comment on individual self-cleansings, but when there is a dead child to be waved around in a good cause, Britain's Head Boy is first to step up to the plate and haul his chubby buttocks palpitating onto the bandwagon. As a beginning, he has urged everyone in Big School to boycott websites which allow bullying; and doubtless at this very moment his mad old cat lady is cloistered with Chris Graybeing and the Cabinet's resident IT expert, Iain Duncan Smith, to fill the back of an envelope with appropriate preventive legislation.


  • At 7:13 am , Anonymous The Judge said...

    If 'Bloke wants the herd to boycott websites which allow bullying, Paul Dacre will be wanting to have a word...

  • At 10:27 am , Blogger Philip said...

    I'm sure Daveybloke recognises the importance of distinguishing between bullying and commentarial robustitude.


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