Gas Attack

Let's deal with this monster Assad,
Who is really most terribly bad!
Our chums in Bahrain
And Saudi are sane,
But Bashar is most likely mad.

Let's make a most virtuous fuss,
And burble and blather and cuss!
All the laws he's abused,
And the weapons he's used
Without having bought them from us!

Let's put on our peace-keeping togs
And tame all these Levantine dogs!
Some fun in the trenches
Will please the back benches:
Rah rah! Let us blow up some wogs!