On the Mend

Rah rah! Let us break out the smug!
Let us squelch in a fat fleshy hug!
The economy's fit,
For it's twitching a bit
In the depths of the pit that I've dug!

This proves we were right not to quit!
On my Bullingdon buttocks I sit,
Seeking more proles to bug
Or to throw into jug -
And look! Still more cripples to hit!

Now must we continue to mug
The poor and the foreign, and lug
The low-value Brit
Further into the shit!
Rah rah! Let us break out the smug!

Gideon Fatwick