By Special Invitation

From The Right Honourable Daveybloke Cameron

Member in Good Standing of the Bullingdon Club, Chum of Rupert Murdoch, Junior Arms Salesman of the Year for the Association of Arab Dictatorships and More or Less Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

To Ed Milibeing

Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition

You Are Cordially Invited to an

Official National Security Rah Rah

with Canapés and Optional Wog-Bombing

to take place on

Tuesday 25 June

at the usual place

No Foreigners

Be A Statesman and Come Along!

RSVP