The Curmudgeon

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Monday, May 27, 2013

Nuclear Menace

Former UN weapons inspector Hans Blix has called upon a prominent rogue state to relinquish its weapons of mass destruction. The rogue state in question has a long history of military aggression, which recent leaders have unanimously praised as a glorious heritage. Since 1979 the rogue state has been undergoing a revolution resulting in the setting up of a corrupt one-party state and harsh measures against outsiders who are perceived to be a threat to the prevailing theology. The roll call of such outsiders includes, so far: illegal immigrants; legal immigrants; Muslims; the unemployed; the homeless; the chronically ill; the rogue state's major trading partners; and poor people with too many bedrooms. The rogue state is also planning to adopt discredited education methods from a period of its history marked by open racism and colonial wars.

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