Men of Honour

Egad! Referendum eftsoons,
And yet, through the next many moons,
My Eton-white arse
Will roast in this farce
Cooked up by some swivel-eyed loons!

O how can my Party be free
To buck up and follow poor me?
I must be incisive
And quick and decisive -
I'll shove Jerry Hunt on TV!

Poor Jerry's not such a bright lad,
But he is no back-stabbing cad.
And he's been through it all
And he knows how to stall,
And waffle, and sack the right spad!

Davey Fitztony