The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Leading From the Sidelines

It appears that the Euro-wogs are once more out of step with the mainland; this time on the issue of renewable energy. The greenest government ever, and world leader on renewables by the grace of Owen Paterson, has decided that EU targets are not quite good enough; partly because they annoy the back-bench baboons who have been causing the Bullingdon Club so much trouble recently, but mostly because they might interfere with George Osborne's grand plan to shale-frack the country into a new and prosperous Age of Methane. Accordingly, Ed Davey (not to be confused with Ed or Davey), the Deputy Conservative doormat at the Department for Energising Climate Change, has taken a leaf out of Osborne's blotted little copy-book and simply pushed back the goal-posts another ten years. It is, of course, by virtue of such decisive and realistic actions that the UK has retained its present moral advantage over the foreigners and fuzzy-wuzzies.

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