The Real Enemy

Now let us be clear, and let us not fear;
We know there's no cause for alarm.
This paranoid Kim, we can sure handle him
If we're clear and united and calm.

Though he may be barmy, we don't see his army
(I know that's not stopped us before);
But oil he has none, and our soldiers are gone,
And we haven't the cash for a war.

He's crazy, I grant, with his paranoid slant,
But he's no threat to me or to you.
Attack would be madness: the true founts of badness
Are poor people and the EU.

Billy Nilly