Be Good Little Chaps Or We'll Cut Off Your Pocket Money

The machinations of the fiend Salmond have been dealt a crippling blow by those economic Titans, George Osborne and his little orange fag. In an essay published under their joint names, the authors of the present economic depression take the Scottish government to task for not having a clue how to manage its finances. A vote for independence, it appears, would instantly create an apocalyptic fiscal dilemma: fiscal union with England, joining the euro or creating a new currency out of thin air. The first option would entail "very strict disciplines" to be imposed upon Scotland by the banana kleptarchy in Westminster in the name of the United Kingdom. The second and third options are, in the eyes of the Bullingdon Club and its lackeys, self-evidently absurd. The euro will remain forever in its present unworkable state, and no newly independent country has ever before managed to create its own currency; so QE bally-well D.