Piss and Windfarms

Britain's Head Boy has been having a bit of a tinker with the Department for Exacerbating Climate Change, a mere five months after one of the ticks there showed himself up as a very silly boy. John Hayes, a Daily Mail loudmouth of such troglodytic stupidity that he managed to scare off the investors he was meant to be courting, made such a fool of himself that the energy minister asked Daveybloke to remove him. Since the energy minister is only a Liberal Democrat, Daveybloke did a very decisive nothing; but now that rumours of a Putsch are in the air, he has taken Hayes into the prefects' rumpus room and sent a 1970s-vintage apparatchik into DECC to run the energy minister. Evidently Daveybloke is feeling the need to keep his incompetent right-wing idiots close and his idiotic right-wing incompetents closer. Let's hope he can tell them apart.